These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.
doctor: im going to test your reflexes
me: ok, my knee-
doctor: *punches me square in the face*
doctor [writing on clipboard]: not good… not good at all
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the seering truth
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Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.
oof….
Now this is perfection. nice and juicy
call that a freshlight
nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy
learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life
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Gender neutral options for addressing a crowd
Guys, gals, and non binary pals
Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof
Folks
Distinguished guests
Members of the jury
Comrades
Fellow Americans
Citizens of the solar system
All y’all
My dudes
Those who must be stopped
Persons of the audience
Brain owners
Sentient beings of the audience
Bitches
People with PHDs and people without PHDs
All you who got dressed up for no reason
You people
Humans
Lovable idiots
Ladies, germs, and non binary worms
Mouth breathers
Everyone except (insert name here)
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if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch
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